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Decaffeinated“I need a cigarette!”

“Sherlock,” said John, “you’re my friend. I’ll always support you. But please: give it a rest.”

Sherlock swung round. “Tea,” he said, pointing to the mug in John’s hand.

“Good idea,” said John. “I’ll just go and-“

“No,” said Sherlock. “Tea. You need it. You’re just as much an addict as I am.”

“Caffeine isn’t going to give me emphysema,” said John.

Sherlock wasn’t listening. “You want to be supportive?” he said. “I’ve given up nicotine; you shou

Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!

You'd been sleeping well... until your phone rang. Groaning, you picked it up.
"(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
"Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
"You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
"This early? Fine, give me some time to get read

50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE:

1: Food heals your wounds.

2: Fallen enemies/allies will almost always leave behind something useful.

3: When there are a lot of people working for someone, the minions tend to be identical to each other.

4: When I die, I can come back to life if I have a clone who looks just like me (might explain the above).

5: There is a path of money along the ground that will lead me to where I want to go.

6: No matter what the currency is, I can exchange at a conveniently open shop for something valuable.

7: Bats, cats, spiders, dogs, snakes, scorpions, zombies, skeletons, mummies, and other danger

Dear Writer's BlockWriter’s Block,

We’ve known each other for quite some time now. Ever since I began to take writing seriously and began conjuring up stories and posting them, you’ve been by my side. I don’t think you’ve left for a second. Whenever I’m at my computer, ready to start typing, you’re there.

But that’s the thing…I wanted to write this to you because; you see…well…I think it’s time you start seeing other writers.

I know you like my stories, but that’s just it! Whenever you’re around, I can’t concentrate. I’m left staring at a blank screen or an un

Hetalia Writing Meme

Hetalia Writing Meme - By Kat

1.
2.
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6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

1.) 7 and 4 offer to make you breakfast.

2.) 9 asks you to help them make 11 fall in love with them.

3.) 3 falls in love with 4, but 4 loves you. What do you do?

4.) 5 is throwing a party and invites 2,3,7. 8 crashes the party, and starts crying because they weren't invited.

5.) 2 wants to buy a pet chicken, but 1 wants a llama.

6.) 11 starts stalking 6, but 9 intervenes.

7.) 5 and 10 start going out, but 3 is jealous.

8.) 9 wants to be a one person band.

9.) Make a title for a 6/8/1 fanfic.

10.) 10 tries to seduce 1.

11.) 11 and 8 make a movie about _____.

12.) 7 a

Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo

Happy HourWound up.

Clocked him.

Did time.

60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”

UnsubtleDettsu picked up the display board, a holographic screen extending from it and super-imposing itself through special glasses everyone else was wearing. “Okay guys, it’s a pretty simple mission, We just do a quick recon, check things out in boundary of the Hot Dog Kingdom and the Junk Alliance, but absolutely no matter what, don’t touch anything!”

“But touching is fun,” Stinky whined.

Someone shushed her down. She gave a pout so epic that some things exploded from her mere proximity. Hama raised a hand. “So who are we sending out?”

“It will have to be someone skilled-” And at this

60 For 60: The Red-Headed LeagueIt occurred just as we left St James’s Hall, after a concert that Holmes had recommended to us.

I slipped heavily and for a moment believed my ankle to be broken.

“Is there no-one who has knowledge of Accidents, Ankles and Abrasions?” cried Mary, distraught.

“Allow me,” said a voice I found vaguely familiar.

Mr Jabez Wilson stepped proudly forward.

New ReligionAll hail Celtic! Death to Rangers!

A Terrible Japanese Joke (feel free to groan):A Terrible Japanese Joke:

A large Japanese reprographics company has brought out a new copier model which can now not only produce beautiful photocopies, but also make breakfast for the office staff. The new machine is called:

コピーとトースト

What i do when i am alone on SkypeWhat i do when i am alone on Skype

You know who you are >.>

this is good night for real
[7:39:21 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: no go away
[7:40:29 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: good you are gone
[7:40:40 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: Now i can carry on a convo with myself
[7:40:43 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: EUROPEANS
[7:40:49 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: Ican screem
[7:40:53 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: EUROPEANS
[7:41:01 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: all i want and you will not hear me.
[7:41:03 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: you know why?
[7:41:20 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: because EUROPEANS LIVE IN EUROPE
[7:42:19 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: far away from the land of the free and home of the brave
[7:42:35 PM] SaltyxStain ^^:

A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f

hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box)

lease don't open!
germany:SHOW YOURSELF!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjas

k!
---more coming soon---

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Fly On, My Sweet AngelHere are the words of my unending love,
To my sweet baby whom I said good-bye,
Look at her now-- How she flies like a dove!
Oh, but my God, why did she have to die?

But it seemed you were only an infant,
I recall holding you when you were born,
I think back, you were sweet and innocent,
And now it is upon you that i mourn.

I call to mind giving you one last kiss,
You were still warm, not in the least bit cold.
As I looked at your face, I knew I'd miss
Your bright smile, that hadn't gotten too old.

So fly on, my sweet Angel, fly, fly, fly!
Fly up to Heaven, 'til morning on high!

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The Griffins Meet the Simpsons

by ~PopuriAnn, Mar 8, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

Stewie Griffin: Oh, my, Miss Maggie Simpson, I must say, you are simply delightful.
Maggie Simpson: Suck.

Meg Griffin: Hey, whats up?
Lisa Simpon: Wow. Somebody that doen't greet me by showing me their snot.

Bart Simpson: Have you ever stuck a pencil up your nose and forgot math?
Chris Griffin: What's math?

Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson: Heh, heh, heh.

Marge Simpson: Aren't children a blessing?
Lois Griffin: Oh, yes. *pauses* Stewie! Put down that Nerf Dart gun!

The Griffins Meet the Simpsonsby ~PopuriAnn

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

©2009-2013 ~PopuriAnn

When I went to bed, I thought of this. It's completely random. I really don't know why I made this.

*AmigoDan Mar 8, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I just can imagine what happened to Brian

Nice little story, it would be an excelent fanfiction story

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~PopuriAnn Mar 8, 2009 Student Writer

Oh, crap. I fergot brian.
You added it as your favs? Thanx! Your so awesome!

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*AmigoDan Mar 8, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Well, the story is pretty cool!

Lois and Marge conversation was my favorite one

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~PopuriAnn Mar 8, 2009 Student Writer

Really? I didn't like that one so much. I though it was okay.
Hey, I like this youtube video. you should check it out. You probably won't think it's very funny though: [link]

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*AmigoDan Mar 8, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Oh, I know it's pretty funny when I hear it, but I can't understand some things they say, since I just can read and write in english, but not talking it

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~PopuriAnn Mar 8, 2009 Student Writer

You don't speak english? I didn't know that.

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*AmigoDan Mar 8, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I can speak, but if I hear you talking, I won't underrstand almost everything you say

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~PopuriAnn Mar 8, 2009 Student Writer

Oh. Okay. I got to go now. See ya!

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